Horses and the Queen
- By Amir Nouri
- Published May 20th, 2007
- Joke
- Unrated
Amir Nouri
I graduated my college in Architecture and right now I am going to refresh my knowledge and learn more about American Standards at NWTC. My hobbies are: Helping out People, Computers, Software, Internet, Web Design and Cooking. I like to travel to see new countries, cities, and amazing cultures. I have only one thing to say: If you want success in your life you should be focused on your Goals.
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Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, 'Mr. President, please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control.'
George Bush, always trying to be 'Presidential,' replied: 'you’re Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.'