Fast Eddie
- By Amir Nouri
- Published May 7th, 2007
- Joke
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Amir Nouri
I graduated my college in Architecture and right now I am going to refresh my knowledge and learn more about American Standards at NWTC. My hobbies are: Helping out People, Computers, Software, Internet, Web Design and Cooking. I like to travel to see new countries, cities, and amazing cultures. I have only one thing to say: If you want success in your life you should be focused on your Goals.
I am the Founder of Article Inspector
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot Girl in his office.... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie Got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO."
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you Bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the Proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting For his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend Calls and asks what happened....?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all Quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its Entirety before agreeing to it or you might get screwed!
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3 Responses to "Fast Eddie" 
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said this on 08 May 2007 4:59:16 AM MST
Hi,
This joke is one of the best I heard in my life. You made my day happy.
Thanks,
Michael
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said this on 08 May 2007 4:59:25 PM MST
Very funny and very true :)
Thanks,
Tonia
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said this on 13 May 2007 6:51:46 PM MST
That was really funny Amir.
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